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Modern Mythos

by Cretin

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NEW RELEASES
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VEINS OF OIL HEART OF CHROME (USA) [PG-13]
The story of a kid who lives to race. From humble beginnings, downhill matchbox car racing, BMX races across the neighborhood, to finally getting in a racecar for the first time, it is a flick about growing up and finding what drives you.

DISTINCT DECEPTION (USA) [R]
During an impending hurricane, three gangs forge an alliance to save their neighborhoods. One of these gangs have ulterior motives, and as the flood waters rise, so does the body count.

LIFE’S A PARTY (USA) [R]
When Johnny didn’t graduate 12th grade, everybody in his class decided to throw him a house party. However they did not tell him it would be at his house.

兄弟のために (FOR BROTHER) (Japan) [NC-17]
Story of family, story of brothers, story of enemies. Does a bloodline matter if it is spilled?

Contrition (UK) [R]
Stu has lived his life with no regard for his actions. His past catches up with him when a series of cosmic signals plunge him into a spiral of grief, pain, and CONTRITION.

Computoligy (Earth) [G]
What is the deal with computer? A colorful but foreboding documentary about the rise of computers and their place on this planet.

In Frantumi (Italy) [NR]
Translation: Shattered. An experimental film. It explores the relationship between emotions and objects.

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"Modern Mythos".... A phrase bound to raise questions....

Modern: Pertaining to a current or recent time and style; not ancient

Mythos: A story or set of stories relevant to or having a significant truth or meaning for a particular culture, religion, society, or other group; a myth, a mythology

(Definitions derived from the Holy and Righteous wikitionary.org)

I ask you, humble listener, to recount the tales of old, when films were tangible objects that needed to be sourced from your local video rental store. This was more than an exchange of money for goods, it was a vital part of human society until now.

As the ancients watched their favorite flicks using good ol' fashioned light and shadow, we as a species were once able to walk into the cool breeze of an air conditioned building, where the aroma of butter, salt, and popped corn filled our senses. Our ancestors relied on each other to form their mythos, building their stories from the simplest of building blocks, the voice, to captivate all audiences. From the humble caveman recounting how they smashed a rock on a turkey's head, to the radio hosts weaving stories of little green men and commies working in unison to defile a local graveyard, it was people themselves who shared mythos, no matter the significance.

In a time where the hyper-digital format dominates the mythos, I have done what any other good hearted citizen of the digital age would do. I have opened a video rental store. Film rental is the last bastion of a true mythos, where human beings could have an open discussion without any digital hindrance.

I present to you my modern mythos, with the grand opening of
C.C’s Home Video.

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released March 16, 2023

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I am "Cretin". Spewn out from the information glut, the need to produce sounds overwhelms me.

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Focusing on the resounding effects of media gluttony, the aim of this entity is to entertain the digital masses with a blend of all of your favorite media files.
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